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The Jingoistic States of Not Pacific

“From Many, Pacific”

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The Jingoistic States of Not Pacific is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Quentin Screensaver with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.077 billion Not Pacific People are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yet Another Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong not Pacific economy, worth 215 trillion NPCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 52,960 NPCS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,752 per year while the poor average 4,584, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Not Pacific has designated Yet Another Capital City as its capital city and Quentin Screensaver has just been declared ruler of Not Pacific in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Not Pacific's national animal is the unicorn.

Not Pacific is ranked 247,746^th in the world and 13^th in Yet Another Region for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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