The East PacificBoard

Levantin wrote:

do we... share a border?

They want South Levantin. They also need to rework their army seeing how nearly 5% of their population is in their army.

Savarastan wrote:

so then what are you now?

and what do i have to watch out for?

I’m the Crusader States

you have to watch out bc he will fight back
and the entire border region is pretty well fortified to begin with

Kampf Empire wrote:

I’ve been exposed

Levantin wrote:

h o t

🤠

what

Savarastan wrote:

🤠

what

...disregard that

Levantin wrote:

I’m the Crusader States

you have to watch out bc he will fight back
and the entire border region is pretty well fortified to begin with

well, time to spend months preparing for this

Levantin wrote:

oh dang
papa Saddam still has a decent sized military and tricks up his sleeve tho

Hmmm.

Is there any other way to kill him?

God damnit, can't even have a good suicide in Valsora.

The Foraois wrote:

They want South Levantin. They also need to rework their army seeing how nearly 5% of their population is in their army.

a bigger army is always a better one

(i'll change it)

Shavara wrote:

Hmmm.

Is there any other way to kill him?

I think that’s up to our friend here
if he gets his way and takes over South Levantin, then Saddam really has nowhere to go so... yeah

Shavara wrote:

Hmmm.

Is there any other way to kill him?

A-bomb?

The death syndicate wrote:

God damnit, can't even have a good suicide in Valsora.

f*ckers took my suicide

can't have sh!t in valsora

The death syndicate wrote:

God damnit, can't even have a good suicide in Valsora.

C'mon, Sigurd's Regret could help! Go jumping out of a plane towards an enemy fortification with only a parachute and a knife!

Kampf Empire wrote:

My demons have given me jokes in exchange for living in my brain for years, and so far the arrangement has worked well enough!

they hid the fine print from you when you negotiated

Savarastan wrote:

well, time to spend months preparing for this

you don’t really need to
south Levantin is small potatoes compared to me

they just... well you’ll see I guess

The Foraois wrote:

A-bomb?

thermobaic bomb

The death syndicate wrote:

God damnit, can't even have a good suicide in Valsora.

Oh no, the king has committed suicide using a machine gun clip through the spine, what a horrible and unpreventable tragedy

Surely the mafia stopping riots when the heir apparent was announced would in no way be related to that if it happened

Kampf Empire wrote:

C'mon, Sigurd's Regret could help! Go jumping out of a plane towards an enemy fortification with only a parachute and a knife!

I'm unironically asking TS to void this because that has to be the worst possible decision out of all possible decisions while everything is still happening. No logical government would do this.

Levantin wrote:

you don’t really need to
south Levantin is small potatoes compared to me

they just... well you’ll see I guess

but i'm sure they have a relatively strong army with skilled fighters and equipment, right?

or does half the world ally themselves to them, and will come smite me the moment i move weapons?

Kampf Empire wrote:

C'mon, Sigurd's Regret could help! Go jumping out of a plane towards an enemy fortification with only a parachute and a knife!

empire of japan moment

Savarastan wrote:

thermobaic bomb

your prospective invasion target is armed with a supply of those

your main advantage is going to be numbers and resources probably

Levantin wrote:

your prospective invasion target is armed with a supply of those

your main advantage is going to be numbers and resources probably

jokes on them i have those too!

in artilery form, but i'll get some air dropped ones too

The death syndicate wrote:

I'm unironically asking TS to void this because that has to be the worst possible decision out of all possible decisions while everything is still happening. No logical government would do this.

But is Sara logical?