The East PacificBoard

every time i go outside there’s a new weird sound coming from different houses

Crocadillia wrote:

oh, sounds ummm fun ig

There's only gonna be maybe 6 worth putting in the factbook for now.

yeah the rmb at this point is going to have bursts of very minimal activity every ~10 minutes, aka the comatose stage

Brethren wrote:

"Lovely, thank you."

OOC: if this does go somewhere, let's make it as irrelevant to Valsora, Elysium, and the daily business of my d00ds as possible

Ooc: Okay that makes sense. Maybe the most impact is that whoever Theo chooses has a talk with your d00ds and maybe gives them information about his universe.

Ic: Theondume nods in acknowledgement. Silently, he waits for the next topic of conversation to roll around, unsure of what to bring up.

Shavara wrote:

Why not me? ;-;
- "Same. I was running around earlier." -

Tg me to add smth to the TEPantheon.

The virus is messing everything up.
I'm going to college.
I am still procrastinating like I said I wouldn't do this year.

And, to top off all that I should be stressing about
my grandma just got diagnosed with colon cancer

Do do do, just disturbing the balance of power...

Azachland wrote:

Do do do, just disturbinthe balance of power...

and proper spacing

This is the Aivintian Strategic Command, Low Command, ATOMIC. The number of nuclear weapons produced by our nation has officially exceeded the number of nuclear weapons currently in possession of the state of France, replacing them as the nation with the 3th most nuclear weapons on Earth today. Further reports will be released in time.

And that is my N Day.
Its was ehhhh....................Okay.....I didn't like how the people were just blocking my nukes.

Attention all EP Nations:

The Commonwealth of Nu Oceana is preparing to launch its first salvo of missiles in this conflict. Target is classified. Please alert all civil aircraft to stay out of Nu Oceanan airspace until an "all clear" is sounded. Thank you.

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

"of course, thank you minister. Now what would these Imperial Laws be?"
(if you have done those laws by now XD)

OOC: These are all the laws you really need to know about.
Might add more later, but I'll tell you if they're important.

Peatiktist wrote:

Laws of the Imperium

by The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

A simplified list of major Imperial laws for foreign use

1. All existing laws must be in compliance with the Imperial constitution and other preexisting laws.

2. The President may terminate elections assuming a majority vote within the council on favor.

3. All mandate territories shall recieve one seat on the Imperial Council regardless of size, ideology (besides communism), or industrial capability.

4. Imperial mandate territories may maintain an active military, presuming that said military is not used for hostilities not approved by the Imperial government.

5. Communist influence is a scourge upon society. Any citizen who claims to follow the communist ideology and does not rennounce their statement is to recieve a minimum of two life sentences and a $300,000 fine

6. Imperial Megacorperations may recieve one Imperial Council seat each.

7. The sale of assets by any Imperial Megacorperations to a hostile foreign power is illegal and will result in the siezure of all assets by the Kaalakiota Cooperation.
   

No, this is not completely finished. Don't ask if it is.

Read factbook

OOC: These are all the laws you really need to know about.
Might add more later, but I'll tell you if they're important.

hEy iS thAT C0mPl3tE?!??!11!!?

South rwekazaland wrote:

And that is my N Day.
Its was ehhhh....................Okay.....I didn't like how the people were just blocking my nukes.

Well it could be worse, at least you actually got to play

Euricanis wrote:

hEy iS thAT C0mPl3tE?!??!11!!?

F*ck you.

Peatiktist wrote:

F*ck you.

get rekt

Zuk's theme isn't a rick roll, 0/10

In all seriousness tho, good job. The ones for Santa Kampf and Dane's Phoenix fit perfectly. And the other ones were well chosen too, the vibes are very similar. One thing tho, both Wirrabuk and the Spider Lenny God are Dreamersistan.

Shavara wrote:

- "I do, and that's what we are doing." -

Lucia nods, and resists saying 'then what's the problem.'

Terrabis-Seran wrote:

The Road Ahead

Sara regains her composure, her eyes becoming warm. As they pass through the New Cortheas walls, the situation seems rather different then they've seen. Imperial soldiers in different colored cloaks are running drills side by side with civilian militias. Artillery pieces are being wheeled past to the east, right next to some civilians watering their garden. Stonemasons carry their goods, while Imperial officers discuss the weather. A shrine is on every corner, each a different religion, and most you don't recognize. A mural, though cracked, is getting restored, the vines around it being incorporated into it's design. a group of minor Fae shake fists at each other from other sides of the street, wary at not annoying the watchman. Spires towering into the sky, trees filling every available space. Some of these trees being used as homes as earlier, but for multiple families. Solar and nuclear-powered factories dot the city.

"New Cortheas is one of the only three major cities in Terrabis-Seran. Being our only major city above ground in the east, it is both connected to the forest around it, and is our major supply line to the east. Despite not being a fortress, it is where most of our patrolmen train, considering they get to deal with the terrain around them. It also aids in the reinforcement of our eastern defenses. While you would expect most of our 4% to be here, that isn't the case. After all, most of the 4% don't trust outsiders that much, and would prefer the private underground to the lushness of this place."

The vehicle makes a turn, heading northwest, away from the road east, and towards the Seran Citadel. The road has similar sights, but trees start giving way to rockier terrian.

"Should we be bothering them, then, if they're not comfortable with outsiders?" Apple asks.

Aivintis wrote:

Ooc: Okay that makes sense. Maybe the most impact is that whoever Theo chooses has a talk with your d00ds and maybe gives them information about his universe.

Ic: Theondume nods in acknowledgement. Silently, he waits for the next topic of conversation to roll around, unsure of what to bring up.
Tg me to add smth to the TEPantheon.

A walrus flops over from the other room to extort cuddles from Zerachiel; he picks it up with a huge smile and settles it in his lap. It's about the size of a smallish dog, proportionally. "Do you have any pets, Theondume? They're such a delight. -No, stop that, we've had discussions about the table food . . ."

Peatiktist wrote:

Laws of the Imperium

by The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

A simplified list of major Imperial laws for foreign use

1. All existing laws must be in compliance with the Imperial constitution and other preexisting laws.

2. The President may terminate elections assuming a majority vote within the council on favor.

3. All mandate territories shall recieve one seat on the Imperial Council regardless of size, ideology (besides communism), or industrial capability.

4. Imperial mandate territories may maintain an active military, presuming that said military is not used for hostilities not approved by the Imperial government.

5. Communist influence is a scourge upon society. Any citizen who claims to follow the communist ideology and does not rennounce their statement is to recieve a minimum of two life sentences and a $300,000 fine

6. Imperial Megacorperations may recieve one Imperial Council seat each.

7. The sale of assets by any Imperial Megacorperations to a hostile foreign power is illegal and will result in the siezure of all assets by the Kaalakiota Cooperation.
   

No, this is not completely finished. Don't ask if it is.

Read factbook

OOC: These are all the laws you really need to know about.
Might add more later, but I'll tell you if they're important.

Is this completely finished?

Brethren wrote:

Lucia nods, and resists saying 'then what's the problem.'
"Should we be bothering them, then, if they're not comfortable with outsiders?" Apple asks.
A walrus flops over from the other room to extort cuddles from Zerachiel; he picks it up with a huge smile and settles it in his lap. It's about the size of a smallish dog, proportionally. "Do you have any pets, Theondume? They're such a delight. -No, stop that, we've had discussions about the table food . . ."

Pets? I'm afraid not. They are common among a lot of my vassals though. My son and heir looks after a small herd of Qilin. Aesj, however, has a Panserbjørn. They are very close to them. If the Panserbjørn was sapient, then I'm certain he would be named the High Commander.

Aivintis wrote:

Is this completely finished?

F*ck you too.

Peatiktist wrote:

F*ck you too.

(:

Peatiktist wrote:

F*ck you too.

get double rekt

Ok, how do you measure parts by weight?