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The SovietSocialist Commonwealth of Northern Karjala

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The SovietSocialist Commonwealth of Northern Karjala is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 4.567 billion Northern Karjalans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Northern Karjalan economy, worth 48.2 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 10,554 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Karjala's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Karjala is ranked 35,559^th in the world and 5^th in Riskivilization for Safest, scoring 106.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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