The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

A cold glass of water wrote:

Reappears upon the Bar, glowing and sparkling a little more than usual.

...Okay why is it now sparkling and glowing? What is even in the water? Did someone put chemicals in the water supply? Wait, so what's happening with the aide? *looks at aide*

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest is starting! This week Jehovahs witness would like poems about pirates.

Ahem! A poem for the contest:

Yes, pirates are poets
And poets are pirates
You see, yo-ho-ho-ho
Rhymes with everything-o.

_{There. That oughta be good enough for me to win Third Prize again.}

Mindon wrote:

...Okay why is it now sparkling and glowing? What is even in the water? Did someone put chemicals in the water supply? Wait, so what's happening with the aide? *looks at aide*

*The aide is slowly dying by water appearing their lungs*
That's fun

Runs down the back alley.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

*The aide is slowly dying by water appearing their lungs*
That's fun

*the aide throws up large amounts of water before collapsing dead on the floor* Ok, that happened. *Mindon pushes A cold glass of water away*

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Jehovahs witness will pick a winner.

Hey everybody, it’s me Baloo Kingdom, talking too you through this account because I can’t directly with our embassy being closed.

Proxy of Baloo Kingdom wrote:

Hey everybody, it’s me Baloo Kingdom, talking too you through this account because I can’t directly with our embassy being closed.

Well, hello, new customer who looks suspiciously like an old customer who may have skipped out on hir bar tab. Here's a jar of honey for you, while you look over the menu.

It has been a while but I have returned

Ikomatye wrote:

It has been a while but I have returned

Welcome back, another returning customer. Now, about that lengthy bar tab you let behind ... I'd better get the fork lift for this one.

And hello to Neo-glitch city. Sit wherever you like. The specials are on the board behind the main bar, and the line for the stomach pumps starts to your left. Here's a complimentary bowl of peanuts for your to munch while you lok over the menu.

Ah, fantastic. Is it true you have the best stomach pumps in town, Brocklandia?

And I'll take a double rail vodka and cran. Oooh, and a side of fried pickles please!

Brocklandia wrote:

Welcome back, another returning customer. Now, about that lengthy bar tab you let behind ... I'd better get the fork lift for this one.

uh oh

Mindon wrote:

*the aide throws up large amounts of water before collapsing dead on the floor* Ok, that happened. *Mindon pushes A cold glass of water away*

Well
I mean, chlorine fumes are fun

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Well
I mean, chlorine fumes are fun

I don't think chlorine does stuff like that. *aide continues to vomit up water, despite being dead* Also, Brocklandia, can you clean this up before the bar floods?

Mindon wrote:

I don't think chlorine does stuff like that. *aide continues to vomit up water, despite being dead* Also, Brocklandia, can you clean this up before the bar floods?

No chlorine causes the lungs to condense with water and drowns the lungs
Actual fact search it up

Congratulations Drunkndisorderly. You get to choose the next poetry contest theme and format.

Mindon wrote:

Also, Brocklandia, can you clean this up before the bar floods?

Moi? Uhm, you realize that flooding this place is a great way to clean it out, right? I say we let the waters rise.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

Brocklandia, you get Third, Second, And 1.5st place. However, our winner is Drunkndisorderly! Congrats to the champ, many platitudes, that kind of thing.

Thank you for the Third Place nod, JW! And congratulations, Drunkie!

Neo-glitch city wrote:

Ah, fantastic. Is it true you have the best stomach pumps in town, Brocklandia?

Thanks to mysterious acts of sabotage, we have the only functional stomach pumps in town.

And in case the law enforcement agencies start asking around, no one here knows anything about that, right? Right.

Brocklandia wrote:

Thanks to mysterious acts of sabotage, we have the only functional stomach pumps in town.

And in case the law enforcement agencies start asking around, no one here knows anything about that, right? Right.

Ah, I see. Very good, very good. Well I must make sure to put this blessed machine to good use.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

No chlorine causes the lungs to condense with water and drowns the lungs
Actual fact search it up

I don't think it results in that much water. *aide continues to vomit up water from all orifices*

Brocklandia wrote:

Moi? Uhm, you realize that flooding this place is a great way to clean it out, right? I say we let the waters rise.

Well, alright, I guess it's fine. *water rises up to an inch* Though it's starting to be concerning.

Mindon wrote:

Well, alright, I guess it's fine. *water rises up to an inch* Though it's starting to be concerning.

You just need to learn to accessorize better. Here you go.

*Hands you a new rubber duckie*

That one's made of responsibly sourced, fair trade rubber. There. Don't you feel better now?

Brocklandia wrote:

You just need to learn to accessorize better. Here you go.

*Hands you a new rubber duckie*

That one's made of responsibly sourced, fair trade rubber. There. Don't you feel better now?

*Mindon looks at the rubber duck, before placing it on the steadily rising water* Ok, I guess I fell better. Water level is still rising in a concerning manner. *the water is now up to 2 inches* And it seems to rising exponentially. Hope everyone brought scuba gear.