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The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola

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The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by NKBlue with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.138 billion ChasingLolans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth an astonishing 10,542 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,868 stangias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison is a nightmare, government expenses are beyond compare, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, and the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 4,024^th in the world and 2^nd in Taijitu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

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