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The Inactive Country of New H

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The Inactive Country of New H is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Baguette with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.391 billion New Heyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agelbay. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Hian economy, worth 370 trillion Bagels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,643 Bagels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New H's national animal is the Winter Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toastism.

New H is ranked 252,900^th in the world and 1^st in Ice Ice Outposts for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,650.81 Standard Monetary Units.

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