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The Gujarati Gau-Rakshaks of Kutch and Saurashtra

“Upon every Dog Rides Haḍkai Mā”

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The Gujarati Gau-Rakshaks of Kutch and Saurashtra is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Damodar Solanki with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.215 billion Gujaratis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rajkot. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gujarati economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion karshapans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,482 karshapans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, being dead no longer has any benefits, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kutch and Saurashtra's national animal is the Tharparkar cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folk Shaktism.

Kutch and Saurashtra is ranked 277,305^th in the world and 7^th in Pecan Sandies for Nicest Citizens, with 0.48 average smiles per day.

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