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The Insanely Benevolent Hawk of Oblivious Ben

“Loyalty and Truth. No two words are as important.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The Black Hawks

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Insanely Benevolent Hawk of Oblivious Ben is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ben with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.432 billion Oblivious Benians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ben zcity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious Benian economy, worth 673 trillion Benmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,904 Benmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 580,709 per year while the poor average 27,458, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oblivious Ben's national animal is the Benjamin Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oblivious Ben is ranked 196,529th in the world and 252nd in The Black Hawks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Armed: 6,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,984thNudest: 7,291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,049thMost Patriotic: 14,425thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,855thMost Developed: 16,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,415thLargest Black Market: 21,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,889thHighest Average Incomes: 21,962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,021stBest Weather: 23,653rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,034thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 25,368thMost Devout: 25,849thSmartest Citizens: 26,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 26,715thHealthiest Citizens: 26,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,866thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,698thLowest Crime Rates: 28,677thMost Conservative: 28,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,214th
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5%
Most Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the region

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