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The Council Republic of Zulanka in NK

“Nihil humani a me alienum puto”

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The Council Republic of Zulanka in NK is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party of Zulanka with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.138 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ad Infinitum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zulankan economy, worth a remarkable 4,203 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,736 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Zulanka in NK's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulanka in NK is ranked 1,794^th in the world and 2^nd in North Korea for Safest, scoring 150.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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