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The People's Land of Pianuland

“Into Service and Order”

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The People's Land of Pianuland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Iya Robal with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.161 billion Pianulandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klunrough. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pianulandian economy, worth 228 trillion space krownars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,619 space krownars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, when their backs are against the walls Pianulandians look out for gay men, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pianuland's national animal is the kraacepie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Interveropianulism.

Pianuland is ranked 13,125^th in the world and 14^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,345.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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