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The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Wolfana

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The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Wolfana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.218 billion Wolfans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 61.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfan economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Gold Brains a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,035 Gold Brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, hunters often become the hunted, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfana's national animal is the Rudolph Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Wolfana is ranked 223,211^th in the world and 7^th in The Mystical Alliance for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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