Spotlight on:
The Ordenstaat of State of Ordena |
“Tommorrow belongs to us”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Greater Dienstad |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Ordenstaat of State of Ordena is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Reichkanzler Richtofen with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.878 billion Ordenites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlina. The average income tax rate is 81.3%.
The very strong Ordenite economy, worth 232 trillion Ordenmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,048 Ordenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Ordena's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Ordenite Protestantism.
State of Ordena is ranked 151,449th in the world and 57th in Greater Dienstad for Most Beautiful Environments, with 513.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : State of Ordena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : State of Ordena's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in State of Ordena, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in State of Ordena, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in State of Ordena, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
- : Following new legislation in State of Ordena, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
- : Following new legislation in State of Ordena, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : State of Ordena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in State of Ordena, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in State of Ordena, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.