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The Grand Falconer of Europe of The New Nordic Union

“Viđ lóg skal land byggjast”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Grand Falconer of Europe of The New Nordic Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Executive Council of the Union with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.99 billion Northerners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keypmannahavn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 3,972 trillion Krónas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 233,832 Krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The New Nordic Union recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, they who do not work shall not eat, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and The Executive Council of the Union is emphatic that The New Nordic Union's HDI is much higher than it seems (The New Nordic Union has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. The New Nordic Union's national animal is the Goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The New Nordic Union is ranked 293,357th in the world and 1,474th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -30.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Influential: 10thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 227thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 306thMost Beautiful Environments: 337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344thLargest Welfare Programs: 367thMost Advanced Public Education: 400thBest Weather: 507thMost Pacifist: 644thMost Inclusive: 793rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 799thMost Compassionate Citizens: 854thHighest Food Quality: 858thNicest Citizens: 901stMost Secular: 1,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,042ndLargest Governments: 1,093rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,121stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,165thSmartest Citizens: 1,210thMost Developed: 1,225thSafest: 1,278thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,345thMost Cultured: 1,438thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,676thHealthiest Citizens: 1,880thLowest Crime Rates: 2,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,582ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,828thMost Efficient Economies: 6,376thMost Stationary: 6,663rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,671stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,287thTop
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Nudest: 18,165thLargest Populations: 21,783rdMost Income Equality: 25,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,298th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the region

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