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The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats

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The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and national health service. The compassionate population of 12.112 billion Funky Goats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Funky economy, worth 923 trillion pons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,270 pons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 11,393^rd in the world and 12^th in Alcris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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