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The Democratic States of Katkasistan

“Do what you want but do it all for the cat”

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The Democratic States of Katkasistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kat Mandoo with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.211 billion Katkasistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chartreux. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katkasistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,984 trillion Kats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 296,094 Kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in Europeia are never on time for important appointments, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime is totally unknown. Katkasistan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katkasistan is ranked 627^th in the world and 3^rd in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 120.44 average smiles per day.

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