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The Theocracy of Goodjes

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The Theocracy of Goodjes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.476 billion Goodjesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodjesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,193 trillion gods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 191,130 gods, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt, Pope is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and playground injuries are considered academic progress. Crime is totally unknown. Goodjes's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Goodjes is ranked 46,296^th in the world and 29^th in European Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.32 law-abiding acts per hour.

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