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The Republic of United Serbian States USS

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The Republic of United Serbian States USS is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 50 million Serbians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United Serbian States USSian economy, worth 1.96 trillion Euros a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,209 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The entire entry for United Serbian States USS in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in United Serbian States USS City's playgrounds, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Serbian States USS's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Serbian States USS is ranked 101,163^rd in the world and 883^rd in Europe for Safest, scoring 81.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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