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The Democratic Federal Republic of Tajijstan

“Equality through Freedom”

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The Democratic Federal Republic of Tajijstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Daniel Mikhalsen with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.878 billion Tajijstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranoyrsk. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tajijstani economy, worth 590 trillion Kristens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,961 Kristens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown. Tajijstan's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tajijstan is ranked 288,207^th in the world and 1,425^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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