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The Beautiful Twisted Fantasy of Germannyyy

“Reach for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud”

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The Beautiful Twisted Fantasy of Germannyyy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kanye West with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.58 billion Kanye Lovers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi Town. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beautiful Dark And Twisted economy, worth 273 trillion Swiftie Souls a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,885 Swiftie Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germannyyy's national animal is the Graduation Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Germannyyy is ranked 18,617^th in the world and 357^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,073.31 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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