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The Dark Lord of Orostan

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The Dark Lord of Orostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.426 billion Terrorists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanbaliq. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orostanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,169 trillion Oreos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,899 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, Orostan recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, and posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orostan's national animal is the Horse Archer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orostan is ranked 2,574^th in the world and 1^st in Platostan for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,707.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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