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The United Socialist States of Das Kapital series

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The United Socialist States of Das Kapital series is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 9.675 billion Das Kapital seriesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Das Kapital seriesian economy, worth 95.1 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,826 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das Kapital series's national animal is the Eagle.

Das Kapital series is ranked 159,536^th in the world and 1^st in Das Kapital for Most Primitive, scoring -59.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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