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The Dead Meme of The Harambe Gorillas

“Running a country isn't monkey business.”

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The Dead Meme of The Harambe Gorillas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Harambe with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.786 billion Gorillas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinnati Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Harambe economy, worth a remarkable 5,156 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 348,710 Bananas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,342,242 per year while the poor average 19,430, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Western Lowland Gorilla Sea, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, one can walk from one side of Cincinnati Zoo to the other without setting foot on Harambe soil, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Harambe Gorillas's national animal is the Western Lowland Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is INSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE.

The Harambe Gorillas is ranked 286,043^rd in the world and 1^st in Cincinnati Zoo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -23.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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