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Also, I made this

Kejwic islands wrote:

a dark cloud hides the islands subjugating Raktusselm, The islands are driven into madness and a new council comes in

The new kejwic anthem "The truth is what we say" plays in a red sky madness reservoir en in all the islands, while dark shadows resembling a person float throughout the skies of madness and Armageddon

"The office of the truth majesty wishes to greet his new subjects"

a merciless, dry voice is heard around the sky, It was Hyxia, The Ruler of the skies, a faithful voice of the ministry and god of truth, Qūarktusselm, following this, Hyxia speaks

Meet The council, rulers of all the kind, powers of the improbability and the nexus core, Shall you disobey them, shall You suffer their anger falling in your skin, tearing up you apart, shall your family and loved ones share your fate, Our dear god, Qūarktusselm, The one and only tusselm, raktusselm never existed, you do not recognize it, if so, 10000 are to be eaten, eaten so that their flesh fill the council purest desire

Do you have land on Terra?

Harjanika wrote:

Do you have land on Terra?

Yes

Porymonia wrote:

Yes

1. oh
2. Thank gosh they're not near us :)

Zaberaz Hapang wrote:

The man slips on the same liquid that was in the office and accidentally presses a button... A weird noise starts sounding across Polaris

"Ups."

*looks at the pressed button and then at the screens from the control panel, trying to figure out what will happen*

Harjanika wrote:

1. oh
2. Thank gosh they're not near us :)

“Such a shame such beautiful entertainment lay far beyond my reach.”

New Kowloon Bay wrote:

The lead scout steps forward and makes contact. The rest of the men are armed and ready to fire should this be an invasion attempt.
"Hmm. This one of your new technologies?"

"No, this is not our technology, it may actually be even older than us as society.

We were investigating Gelida and it's caves, and we ended up having to come to Polaris, to this door.

We may however be responsible for the noise, as our man inside has slipped and pressed a button."

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

“Such a shame such beautiful entertainment lay far beyond my reach.”

IA: "Mia? What happened to you? We need to go for some lunch sometime. You've gone psychopathic! I can even bring Se- I mean a picture of Seth to remember!"

Harjanika wrote:

IA: "Mia? What happened to you? We need to go for some lunch sometime. You've gone psychopathic! I can even bring Se- I mean a picture of Seth to remember!"

“Ah, i haven't introduced myself aren't i? May i introduce myself to you! I am Sir Alfred Hakuzosu, the Overlord of Entertainment & Information, the owner of NOH itself! Pleasure to be meeting you!”

*alives*

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

“Ah, i haven't introduced myself aren't i? May i introduce myself to you! I am Sir Alfred Hakuzosu, the Overlord of Entertainment & Information, the owner of NOH itself! Pleasure to be meeting you!”

HJ: "Wait, what!?

1.What's NOH?
2. What happened to Mia?
3. We could use your help for a survey."

Harjanika wrote:

HJ: "Wait, what!?

1.What's NOH?
2. What happened to Mia?
3. We could use your help for a survey."

“Hahaha! Never heard of it before? NOH or the grand Nugoeihuvi Corporation is the number one and best entertainment enterprise in the entirety of the eastern galactic quadrant! And what happened to our precious noble Mia? Well! Suffice to say that she is alright. And oh a Survey!? What's that?! Such a boredom inducing programme you got there! Ohoho! Tasteless.”

The Galactic RepubIlic wrote:

*alives*

“Ah you're finally back my friend! Glad to see you up in shape again, while your arrival is rather soon if you ask me!”

Sairom wrote:

Ok, I telegrammed Porymonia already.

Success! Finished applying for the new land on the Earth Map.

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

“Hahaha! Never heard of it before? NOH or the grand Nugoeihuvi Corporation is the number one and best entertainment enterprise in the entirety of the eastern galactic quadrant! And what happened to our precious noble Mia? Well! Suffice to say that she is alright. And oh a Survey!? What's that?! Such a boredom inducing programme you got there! Ohoho! Tasteless.”

HJ: "Um..... Well the Survey is about the demographics about Terra...."
Harjit Singh (Head of the Harjanikan Ministry of Culture): "Well, we're the best entertainment industry in Western Terra with amazing programmes such as 'Koala City Girls', 'The Terra Theory' and of course, 'Islevision'. Perhaps if you win islevision this year then we can see who's the best in the universe?"

Harjanika wrote:

HJ: "Um..... Well the Survey is about the demographics about Terra...."
Harjit Singh (Head of the Harjanikan Ministry of Culture): "Well, we're the best entertainment industry in Western Terra with amazing programmes such as 'Koala City Girls', 'The Terra Theory' and of course, 'Islevision'. Perhaps if you win islevision this year then we can see who's the best in the universe?"

“HAH! No.”

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

“Ah you're finally back my friend! Glad to see you up in shape again, while your arrival is rather soon if you ask me!”

Why is that so?

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

“HAH! No.”

HJ: "So... About the survey?"
Harjit Singh: "Well, I may have a solution to our bickering. A collaboration programme about our two nations..."

The Galactic RepubIlic wrote:

Why is that so?

OOC : Obviously because you usually appears at 9PM for me.

IC : “Well, your arrival are sooner than expected, but that's even better!”

Harjanika wrote:

HJ: "So... About the survey?"
Harjit Singh: "Well, I may have a solution to our bickering. A collaboration programme about our two nations..."

“Hah! Survey, we live in the age of inclusivity by technology! No need to know others ethnicity if it meant exposing anyone to something that may result in their existential demise, and Collaboration programme? My network deserves more than government sponsored bureaucracy tied entertainment programme that will most likely be thrown into the void of obscurity, let's say that kick was onto some obscuring theme! Haha!”

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

OOC : Obviously because you usually appears at 9PM for me.

IC : “Well, your arrival are sooner than expected, but that's even better!”

“Hah! Survey, we live in the age of inclusivity by technology! No need to know others ethnicity if it meant exposing anyone to something that may result in their existential demise, and Collaboration programme? My network deserves more than government sponsored bureaucracy tied entertainment programme that will most likely be thrown into the void of obscurity, let's say that kick was onto some obscuring theme! Haha!”

HJ: "Oh..... ok :("
Harjit: "Well then..... Good luck when we beat your inefficient entertainment industry- Oh wait! Sorry, I mean good luck in your future-"
HJ: "HARJIT! I'm sorry about her."

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

OOC : Obviously because you usually appears at 9PM for me.

IC : “Well, your arrival are sooner than expected, but that's even better!”

“Hah! Survey, we live in the age of inclusivity by technology! No need to know others ethnicity if it meant exposing anyone to something that may result in their existential demise, and Collaboration programme? My network deserves more than government sponsored bureaucracy tied entertainment programme that will most likely be thrown into the void of obscurity, let's say that kick was onto some obscuring theme! Haha!”

OOC: Oh, I see. It’s usually the opposite for me :V

IC: Oh. But why is it better for you?

The Galactic RepubIlic wrote:

OOC: Oh, I see. It’s usually the opposite for me :V

IC: Oh. But why is it better for you?

IC: "I rarely see you two talk due to timezone differences."

The Galactic RepubIlic wrote:

OOC: Oh, I see. It’s usually the opposite for me :V

IC: Oh. But why is it better for you?

OOC : Yeah, i live exactly in the opposite side of the world from you.

IC : “The more players in the more entertaining the stage are! Isn't it so?”

Harjanika wrote:

HJ: "Oh..... ok :("
Harjit: "Well then..... Good luck when we beat your inefficient entertainment industry- Oh wait! Sorry, I mean good luck in your future-"
HJ: "HARJIT! I'm sorry about her."

“Hahaha! I cannot even differentiate this with the most hilarious joke in the world! Oh yeah, you are the joke! This is more entertaining than i anticipated! Oho this is interesting.”

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

OOC : Yeah, i live exactly in the opposite side of the world from you.

IC : “The more players in the more entertaining the stage are! Isn't it so?”

“Hahaha! I cannot even differentiate this with the most hilarious joke in the world! Oh yeah, you are the joke! This is more entertaining than i anticipated! Oho this is interesting.”

IC: Indeed it is.

Hashari Darussalam wrote:

OOC : Yeah, i live exactly in the opposite side of the world from you.

IC : “The more players in the more entertaining the stage are! Isn't it so?”

“Hahaha! I cannot even differentiate this with the most hilarious joke in the world! Oh yeah, you are the joke! This is more entertaining than i anticipated! Oho this is interesting.”

*HJ Tries to contain Harjit while she tries to scream at you*
HJ: "In other things about entertainment, we would like to open I-HJTV in your nation. Also, which broadcaster will broadcast islevision?"