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The Istkalenic Republic of Eastern Haane |
“Kalisznechisz vi ersznjeson, lel helejt!”
| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
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Location: European Union |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Istkalenic Republic of Eastern Haane is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elizabeth Ikrat with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.798 billion Istkaleners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirelesile. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Istkalenic economy, worth a remarkable 1,815 trillion ketsels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 206,362 ketsels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Eastern Haane's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
Eastern Haane is ranked 4,086th in the world and 14th in European Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 21,061.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Eastern Haane, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Haane, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Eastern Haane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Inclusive, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
- : Eastern Haane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Haane, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Haane, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Haane, foreign leaders are advising that Elizabeth Ikrat's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Haane, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
- : Eastern Haane changed its national leader to "Elizabeth Ikrat".
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Haane, a passport is literally priceless.
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