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*Picks up a magazine that's by the bar and starts flicking through*

Hey! We've got an advert in here today!

A Featured Region wrote:

Hello, You Have Been Featured, Congratulations!

Cheers, fella.

Congratulations On Being Featured wrote:

Congratulations on being featured my friends! Do you have a open room?

*peers over towards reception*
Best ask over there. I ain't sure where that receptionist has gotten to though. Maybe ding the bell?