Also Disney: ok so we made a movie about an lion cub who is emotionally damaged by the brutal murdering of his father by his uncle, and he meets a meerkat and a hog. together they eat nothing but worms and grubs. meanwhile back in the kingdom his uncle takes over and establishes a dictatorship ruled by hyenas where there's no food and no water and most of the animals are dead. then the now grown lion cub meets his long lost friend from when he was a cub and he decides to go back to the kingdom and challenge scar, then basically the evil uncle gets eaten alive and the lion takes control of the kingdom and has a girl with his long-lost friend (who is a girl) and everything magically turns green again and all the animals are revived. the end, and also let's make a remake in a few decades and make a lot of money. oh and we'll also make some sequels to make even MORE money. and also merch.
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