USSRWorld Census

The Safest in USSR

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, USSR is ranked 1,360th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic People's Republic of SlavestateDemocratic Socialists“BE VIGILANT”
2.The Great Scientific Polity of Greater CubaLeft-wing Utopia“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”
3.The Republic of The Bulgarian BalkansInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.”
4.The Empire of Liberal UkraineScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Only dead fish go with the flow”
5.The New Paradigm of Mutant wastelandLeft-Leaning College State“We are getting stronger”
6.The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of HvalfyurdenScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.”
7.The Communist State of RedCommunistInoffensive Centrist Democracy“No one can stop our mighty Soviet bureaucracies!”
8.The United Socialist States of Red state of redosiaAuthoritarian Democracy“Red or dead”
9.The República Popular of MarinajezLiberal Democratic Socialists“To Siberia”
10.The United Socialist Republics of EgorkaPsychotic Dictatorship“Egorka, Guggy, Care.”
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