The World World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Empire of Layarteb	Moralistic Democracy	“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“How will you act?”
4.	The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge	Anarchy	“Terra Mariq Potens”
5.	The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Do you smell something?”
6.	The Furious Realm of The Angry Spaniard	Father Knows Best State	“She kicked me right in Madrid.”
7.	The Clamdinger of Clamdigger	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Clam on!”
8.	The Conglomerate of Armacor	Capitalizt	“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
9.	The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself	Psychotic Dictatorship	“All is well.”
10.	The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie	Iron Fist Socialists	“The spirits are about to speak!”

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