The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
5. | The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Root is God” | |
6. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
7. | The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
8. | The Turtle Farm of Cayman Islands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “He hath founded it upon the seas.” | |
9. | The Rumpshaking Action of Booty Time | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!” | |
10. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” |