The World World Census

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.	The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Our purpose is to conquer you.”
4.	The Fiefdom of Frond	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Flowers are for pansies.”
5.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
6.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
7.	The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Peace Is Our Profession”
8.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
9.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
10.	The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”