The World World Census

The Highest Economic Output in the World

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty DogNew York Times Democracy“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.”
2.The Alexander's Macedon Empire of Great MacedoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We shall rise again”
3.The Conglomerate of ArmacorCapitalizt“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
4.The Komitska Republika of B M P OFather Knows Best State“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
5.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
6.The United States of AbolitionistsMoralistic Democracy“We hold these truths to be self-evident...”
7.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
8.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
9.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
10.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARFather Knows Best State“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
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