OsirisWorld Census

The Nudest in Osiris

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Osiris is ranked 7,369th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Machine of PookyvaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Ex Arboribus, Vita.”
2.The Toilet of New ScrunkLeft-wing Utopia“Let's go sicko mode”
3.The People's Republic of MargAnarchy“E pluribus Unum”
4.The Republic of ZopsCorporate Bordello“Cry me a river”
5.The Incorporated States of TaxmopiaCorporate Bordello“GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!”
6.The Golden State of AuritiusDemocratic Socialists“Golden State, Golden Age!”
7.The Compulsory Utopia of IborusDemocratic Socialists“That's just like, your opinion, man”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of KaczynskiaDemocratic Socialists“Money cannot be eaten.”
9.The Erotic Land of Memyselfandi XVIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In God we trust...all others pay cash!”
10.The Protectorate of Safe BeingInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Care and take care”
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