Gay Equality World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
2.	The Chartered Institute of Office Girls	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The only reward for good work is more work”
3.	The Allied States of Clever Queen	Democratic Socialists	“To get something done, ask a clever queen.”
4.	The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa	Left-wing Utopia	“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
5.	The Colony of Drag Queen	Left-wing Utopia	“He who laughs last didn’t get it.”
6.	The Delighted Way of Glad	New York Times Democracy	“Glad to be gay.”
7.	The Federal Republic of Alpenburg	Civil Rights Lovefest	“In Unity and Liberty”
8.	The Discoverian Enclave of DiscArnate	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Hatred is blind, as well as love”
9.	The Republic of Great Lindonia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“This land was made for you & me”
10.	The United Socialist States of REichmiller	Democratic Socialists	“100 Year Old Politicians are a Thing of the Past”

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