Gay Equality

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In Quartzinne, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.

LGBTQ+ groups unite to urge UK ministers to act against virus

LGBTQ+ groups from across the political spectrum have joined forces to demand the government increase efforts to combat monkeypox or risk it becoming endemic in the UK.

There have been more than 2,600 cases of monkeypox in the UK so far, which in the majority of the cases affects gay and bisexual men and men who have sex with men (GBMSM). The US on Thursday declared a public health emergency over the virus, which followed the World Health Organisation (WHO) last month calling it a global emergency.

UK health authorities have urged calm, but now groups in Westminster have called on the health secretary, Steve Barclay, to take action due to monkeypox “causing real fear and anxiety”.
“We are united as LGBT+ groups from across political parties in asking that the government treat the monkeypox outbreak as a public health emergency,” a letter to Barclay signed by the LGBTQ+ groups for the Conservatives, Labour, Liberal Democrats, Greens and Scottish National party said.

The Guardian, 6 August 2022

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In Homosexual Love, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.

Poll result: “Is it easier to love or to be loved?”

• It is easier to love 13, It is easier to be loved 7

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In Upper Uskok Valley, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.

I put restrictions on air travel and that moved me from inoffensive centrist democracy (which I want to be) to democratic socialists which is a too dramatic shift surely ?!! I was only trying to protect the environment.

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In Homosexual Love, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.

People caught mistreating Blue Narcissus the Movie‘s flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.

In Avemton, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.

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In Quartzinne, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

In Blue Narcissus the Movie, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.

In Him, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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The One and Only Blue Narcissus has just been declared ruler of Blue Narcissus the Movie
in an international press conference.

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In Him, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.