The World World Census
The Most Corrupt Governments in the World
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State | “Why bother?” | |
3. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
4. | The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
5. | The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State | “Progress before safety.” | |
6. | The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No it is not” | |
7. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
8. | The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the blessed nation!” | |
9. | The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” | |
10. | The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” |