The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
5. | The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
6. | The Furious Realm of The Angry Spaniard | Father Knows Best State | “She kicked me right in Madrid.” | |
7. | The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Clam on!” | |
8. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
9. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
10. | The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie | Iron Fist Socialists | “The spirits are about to speak!” |