The Fattest Citizens in Artificial Solar System
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Peoples Kingdom of Sonsidia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “What do you mean human rights?” | |
| 2. |  The Fiefdoms of Araros | Compulsory Consumerist State | “God before Gold” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of The Bing Republic | Anarchy | “Rawr Google Bad” | |
| 4. |  The Mouse Pokemon of Defending Sandslash | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “#0028” | |
| 5. | The Republic of Concrete slab is jesus 59 | Moralistic Democracy | “Concrete slab is literally jesus” | |
| 6. |  The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple | Corporate Police State | “friendship” | |
| 7. | The SPR DNS of Isopropanol | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Rubbing Alcohol” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of CAT PARTY | Anarchy | “YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Wizard Sleeve | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hang Loose!” | |
| 10. |  The SInners beware of Angels 0f Wrath | Iron Fist Consumerists | “May the Demon be blessed by the holiest wrath” |
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