CanadaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Canada

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Canada is ranked 13,434th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
141.The Hidden Country of KiljaritPsychotic Dictatorship“Ummm.....We'll think of one later”
142.The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized StonersDemocratic Socialists“All Your Base Are Belong To Us!”
143.The Federation of VanciliDemocratic Socialists“Strive to success”
144.The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ERDemocratic Socialists“Resistance is futile.”
145.The Desert People of MirahgeAuthoritarian Democracy“It's not enough that I succeed; Others should fail”
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