The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	Scary Big Number Scale
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	0
2.	The Empire of Layarteb	0
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	0
4.	The Republic of Cylea	0
5.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	0
6.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	0
7.	The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog	0
8.	The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties	0
9.	The Free Land of Oregonian	0
10.	The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia	0