Texas World Census

World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.

As a region, Texas is ranked 5,156^th in the world for Most Patriotic.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Guastan	Iron Fist Consumerists	“God is Gua”
2.	The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”
3.	The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co	Compulsory Consumerist State	“In J.R. We Trust”
4.	The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar	Iron Fist Consumerists	“All Hail The Magic Conch”
5.	The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward	Democratic Socialists	“God. People. Freedom.”
6.	The Republic of Port Aransas	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Always in Season”
7.	The Glorious Dictatorship of Soviet Union of Alaska	Father Knows Best State	“It's like Alaska.... but communist”
8.	The Empire of The Promethean Fists	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Ferrus Dominus”
9.	The Holy Republic of Tiksas	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Friendship NationStates Brains”
10.	The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins	New York Times Democracy	“I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port”

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