South China SeaWorld Census

The Most Primitive in South China Sea

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, South China Sea is ranked 18,545th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The State of Traverse PointCorporate Bordello“Strength Through Compliance”
2.The State of Ling YigePsychotic Dictatorship“Peace and Justice”
3.The District of South China SeaAnarchy“Community”
4.The District of Mao XiaotongAnarchy“Strength Through Compliance”
5.The State of Ko-HanRight-wing Utopia“Mission Accomplished”
6.The State of Xiao-JingAnarchy“By the People, for the People”
7.The State of Alpha Orionis 1Corporate Bordello“We Will Endure”
8.The State of ZhonghaiNew York Times Democracy“Peace and Justice”