The Axis of Evil World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Money, Power, Respect!”
2.	The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
3.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
4.	The Zombie Nukers of Look at me	Corporate Police State	“EVIL”
5.	The Empire of Bloody Reich	Right-wing Utopia	“Our timber is to die for, literally”
6.	The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia	Corporate Police State	“The glorious regime has made us prosperous!”
7.	The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb”
8.	The Queendom of Astrun	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You”
9.	The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Let's kill the big bad bunnies”
10.	The Grand Duchy of Prodesia	Free-Market Paradise	“Mercy in justice”

The Axis of EvilWorld Census