The Fattest Citizens in First World Order
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Card Collector of Avharo | Capitalist Paradise | “Together we shall dominate” | |
2. | The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU | Authoritarian Democracy | “what” | |
3. | The Anarchy of Aveha | Anarchy | “Oh no” | |
4. | The Republic of Yuspuize | Capitalist Paradise | “Libertad, Respeto y Valentía” | |
5. | The Global Unifier of Elijahs Order | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The First World Order to Unite Humanity.” | |
6. | The Hello of Werfondkhan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Vi vil ha mer penger. Ingenting annet.” | |
7. | The Republic of Western Hjomlut | Anarchy | “Sol Magnitudinis Illustra Nos” | |
8. | The Protectorate of Cormoe in FWO | Capitalist Paradise | “The First World Order, shall be protected” | |
9. | The Protectorate of Toyama | New York Times Democracy | “Blake eleison!” | |
10. | The Republic of Vucuiga | Corporate Bordello | “Unidad, Justicia, Independencia” |