First World OrderWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in First World Order

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Card Collector of AvharoCapitalist Paradise“Together we shall dominate”
2.The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFUAuthoritarian Democracy“what”
3.The Anarchy of AvehaAnarchy“Oh no”
4.The Republic of YuspuizeCapitalist Paradise“Libertad, Respeto y Valentía”
5.The Global Unifier of Elijahs OrderIron Fist Consumerists“The First World Order to Unite Humanity.”
6.The Hello of WerfondkhanCompulsory Consumerist State“Vi vil ha mer penger. Ingenting annet.”
7.The Republic of Western HjomlutAnarchy“Sol Magnitudinis Illustra Nos”
8.The Protectorate of Cormoe in FWOCapitalist Paradise“The First World Order, shall be protected”
9.The Protectorate of ToyamaNew York Times Democracy“Blake eleison!”
10.The Republic of VucuigaCorporate Bordello“Unidad, Justicia, Independencia”
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