North AmericaWorld Census

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in North America

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Emirate of OverboniaNew York Times Democracy“Ottom S'Ainobrevo”
2.The Kingdom of TysonsIron Fist Consumerists“We Will Endure”
3.The Confederacy of Burkean States of AmericaCapitalist Paradise“Under God, One.”
4.The Democratic States of MoniopolonIron Fist Consumerists“Pride and Industry”
5.The North America Republic of The United States Of America And CanadaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Creating A New Republic”
6.The Federal State of Central NationCorrupt Dictatorship“Forever We Stand for Freedom”
7.The United States of US ofACompulsory Consumerist State“In God We Trust”
8.The People's Republic of The State of LincolnPsychotic Dictatorship“If at first you don’t succeed...”
9.The Loving Couple of -TooMany-OptionsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lumity”
10.The Community of An Earthly Pure LandScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Namo Amitābha Buddha”
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