The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
3. | The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State | “Why bother?” | |
4. | The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Root is God” | |
5. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V | Capitalist Paradise | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
6. | The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
7. | The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Left-Leaning College State | “Not That We Care” | |
8. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
9. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
10. | The Republic of Apatatia | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto” |