The Smartest Citizens in The Vast
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Sunset | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
2. | The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
3. | The Herpetological Empire of Sakkra | New York Times Democracy | “I took a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math.” | |
4. | The Federated Imperium of Kajal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia Mura risolu vi Ia Onou” | |
5. | The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm | Corporate Police State | “Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto” | |
6. | The Empire of Tarasovka | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ab aeterno ad infinitum.” | |
7. | The Whisky Empire of Martoosh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Drink Up” | |
8. | The Continuing Adventures of The Starship Command | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Because It's There.” | |
9. | The Alternate Provisional Gov't of Northrop Grumman | Libertarian Police State | “.” | |
10. | The Provisional Government of Northrop-Grumman Corp | Corporate Bordello | “.” |