The Good PlaceBoard

*leaves cookies*

HELLO HO HO HO THE GOOD PLACE

I AM SAN TECH LAWS THE CHRISTMAS BOT.
I BRING TIDINGS OF JOY
WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT.

[PLEASE HELP US FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG]

OR IT COULD BE MARIAH CAREY
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
IF THERE IS A NATION YOU THINK IS THE NICEST

[TELEGRAM LITTLE ST NICK SAYING WHY]

TO HAVE THEM PLACED ON THE NICE LIST.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

[USE OUR ADVENT CALENDAR]

TO COUNT THE DAYS DOWN.
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY CHRISTMAS
OR BE TERMINATED
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

IF THIS RMB POST IS DISAPPROVED

[PLEASE CONTACT LITTLE ST NICK]

TO GET IT REMOVED.

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HELLO HO HO HO THE GOOD PLACE

WHICH ONE WILL WIN
MAYBE PETER PAUL AND MARY
OR MAYBE WHAM
OR MAYBE CHUCK BERRY

WE HOST DAILY POLLS
TO FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG

[SO VOTE IN THIS HEAT]

IT WONT TAKE YOU LONG

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Beary Nice