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Nekojin wrote:

Just wait until it gets all humid, then it will be entertaining to smell too

I live in Atlanta--humidity is a way of life. If the temperature and humidity aren't both in the mid-90s, I ain't happy.

Nekojin wrote:

Tempting, but the point is to get clean

No need to worry, I have a decent amount of fur myself, so I know the ins and outs of maintaining it. Woo! this will be fun!
anyone else want to join?

Aw yeah! Well have a nice spa day.

smells like a dirty soaking dog

Brocklandia wrote:

I live in Atlanta--humidity is a way of life. If the temperature and humidity aren't both in the mid-90s, I ain't happy.

I KNEW IT!! I GUESSED GEORGIA. I WAS RIGHT!

Did you know I have a map of Georgia from the library? Yeah I wanna travel, so I'm collecting them. I even got a map of Jerusalem, and I felt my heritage in it. I wanna goooo eveveerrryyywherrrreeee

Songs you dont understand wrote:

Also, our candidates is a son of a benevolent dictator, a boxer, a unintelligent lawyer and a TV star.

I'm a boxer. Not professionally, but I love punching stuff. It feels so natural to me.

Much easier than swords. We're a family of sword fighters and kickboxers, and I am sht with a sword.

Guns would be an interesting addition to the mix. I feel my sister is gonna be the gunslinger. She's 4 I mean 5 and she is...

A lot. Too much. This kid loves guns.

Brocklandia wrote:

I live in Atlanta

My sympathies

Brocklandia wrote:

If the temperature and humidity aren't both in the mid-90s, I ain't happy.

Ah, I live in southern Arizona, and am much the same way. I like it when it's 100-110.

I have a love/hate relationship with humidity though. It messes with my hair, however the humid season is good for my garden.

Pricane wrote:

Aw yeah! Well have a nice spa day.

smells like a dirty soaking dog

Wrinkles her nose at the stench

Alright, which scent do you prefer? I've got one scent called 'Raspberry Coconut Cream Sundae Slowly Melting on the Hot, Hot, Sand' or.. There's 'Cotton'

Definitely toby wrote:

Much easier than swords. We're a family of sword fighters and kickboxers, and I am sht with a sword.

That's cool. What style of swords do they practice with?

Brocklandia wrote:

I live in Atlanta--humidity is a way of life. If the temperature and humidity aren't both in the mid-90s, I ain't happy.

Here in Northern NJ, the weather is extremely weird! It’s been cloudy for days with barely any sun. It’s also freezing cold—We’ve only had one hot day all spring!

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:

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_{praise be}

*Somehow starts sipping ale again*
Praise be
*Raises glass*

Nekojin wrote:

That's cool. What style of swords do they practice with?

Idk um. Don't know much about swords brb.

Apparently it is called "dying". Um. Idk. Swords.

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:

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_{praise be}

_{praise be}

Nekojin wrote:

My sympathies

Ah, I live in southern Arizona, and am much the same way. I like it when it's 100-110.

I have a love/hate relationship with humidity though. It messes with my hair, however the humid season is good for my garden.
Wrinkles her nose at the stench

Alright, which scent do you prefer? I've got one scent called 'Raspberry Coconut Cream Sundae Slowly Melting on the Hot, Hot, Sand' or.. There's 'Cotton'

I think I like Raspberry Coconut Cream Sundae Slowly Melting on the Hot Hot Sand.

If you want to use that.

Definitely toby wrote:

I KNEW IT!! I GUESSED GEORGIA. I WAS RIGHT!

You realize there are other Atlantas, right? But, yes, the Georgia one.

Nekojin wrote:

My sympathies

Yeah, don't hold it against me.

Casomehano wrote:

Here in Northern NJ, the weather is extremely weird! It’s been cloudy for days with barely any sun. It’s also freezing cold—We’ve only had one hot day all spring!

I knew it. Northern New Jersey is practically Canada. You're practically Canadian.

_{(I lived in Morristown, NJ for a couple of years.)}

Brocklandia wrote:

You realize there are other Atlantas, right? But, yes, the Georgia one.

Yeah, don't hold it against me.

You said act and I went "south". And then I was wondering "where in the south?" I think Georgia. They act kinda Georgia. Not Tennessee, but I got Tennessee vibes. Tennessee is its own realm in time and space.

"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49"

This is what the mods gave me when I had a spicy motto

Gonna change it now. Just wanted to immortalize this lmao.

Helloooo, Can I buy all of the drinks from the menu?

Definitely toby wrote:

Tennessee is its own realm in time and space.

If that time is 1913, then you're right.

Definitely toby wrote:

"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49"

I forget which Founding Father was famous for saying "Democracy should be more than two wolves and a sheep deciding on whats for dinner."

Great Libertona wrote:

Helloooo, Can I buy all of the drinks from the menu?

"Could"? Yes, you could. But why would you? That's gonna be expensive, it's be dangerous to the space-time continuum, and your liver will probably start kicking you in the stomach before you get a quarter of the way through. Why don't you just sign up to about four hours on the stomach pump and we'll call it done.

Brocklandia wrote:

If that time is 1913, then you're right.

I forget which Founding Father was famous for saying "Democracy should be more than two wolves and a sheep deciding on whats for dinner."

"Could"? Yes, you could. But why would you? That's gonna be expensive, it's be dangerous to the space-time continuum, and your liver will probably start kicking you in the stomach before you get a quarter of the way through. Why don't you just sign up to about four hours on the stomach pump and we'll call it done.

James Bovard apparently

Hey, since the drinks turned me orange, covered in mouths, tentacles, and flippers, what else is gonna happen?

Do I have to paint myself everyday, or can I just be purple?

If I turn into a freaky monster, I'm becoming a minor to major deity at the bar.

I want to hear _{praise be.} when I'm mentioned. Like with Cthulhu - _{praise be.} - and not just

"That's a demon who got turned into a flipper tentacle mouth man. He named himself Toby, and we usually tell him to stop doing things. We often use this spray bottle to get him to stop trying to be an incubus or whatever he's doing right now. He climbs the walls, and probably won't bite you, unless you put your hand in his mouth."

I'm like an unhinged pet cat.

But man, I want something to drink... like spicy v8.

Definitely toby wrote:

James Bovard apparently

No, apparently not, at least not if we can believe the Interwebs, and we're both wrong. An online encyclopedia of quotations says:

"Although it has often been credited (since about 2000) to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), he never said it. [...] 'Democracy is two wolves and a lamb, voting on what to have for lunch' was printed in the journal Nomos: Studies in Spontaneous Order in 1987. Authorship is unknown."

Definitely toby wrote:

Hey, since the drinks turned me orange, covered in mouths, tentacles, and flippers, what else is gonna happen?

Did something behind the main bar just say "Let's find out"?

Definitely toby wrote:

If I turn into a freaky monster, I'm becoming a minor to major deity at the bar.

We have plenty of freaky monsters roaming about the premises. You'll have to try harder to become a deity, major or minor. Have you thought about starting a cult? That's a really quick way to get yourself declared a deity ... or a target of a tax fraud investigation.

_{Not that I'm speaking from personal experience, at least not while the investigation is still pending.}

Definitely toby wrote:

I want to hear _{praise be.} when I'm mentioned. [quote]

Oh, I'm betting you hear it quite often, whenever you leave a room.

[quote=definitely_toby;47475955]I'm like an unhinged pet cat.

Why would you put hinges on a cat? That would probably annoy the heck out of the cat, and you'd end up hospitalized for stitches.

Definitely toby wrote:

But man, I want something to drink... like spicy v8.

Here you go: one spicy V-8. It's like regular V-8, but I mixed in some of Cheffy's private stock of howling banshee peppers and some oily drippings from the air-conditioner, which is always my go-to spicer-upper. Drink up, before it eats through the glass, the table, the floor, and sinks into the earth's crust to open a singularity hole somewhere near the molten core.

Brocklandia wrote:

If that time is 1913, then you're right.

I forget which Founding Father was famous for saying "Democracy should be more than two wolves and a sheep deciding on whats for dinner."

"Could"? Yes, you could. But why would you? That's gonna be expensive, it's be dangerous to the space-time continuum, and your liver will probably start kicking you in the stomach before you get a quarter of the way through. Why don't you just sign up to about four hours on the stomach pump and we'll call it done.

I can do it, and nothing will stop me. Now give me your barrels and let me devour it all! Where do I sign up?

Nekojin wrote:

Ah, I live in southern Arizona, and am much the same way. I like it when it's 100-110.

I’d prefer not to be cooked alive, which is why I tend to keep my distance from the kitchen doors.

Brocklandia wrote:

I live in Atlanta--humidity is a way of life. If the temperature and humidity aren't both in the mid-90s, I ain't happy.

You’d love it here in Texas then, we’re already there! You can heatstroke to your heart’s desire, not that I’d accuse you of having a heart of course.

And to think it’s not even summer yet…

Zany Zanes wrote:

Let's do cinquain's this time. Any subject.

Cinquain Form

To make a cinquain: There are five lines total.
The first line is one word which is the title of the poem.
The second line contains two words which are adjectives that describe the title.
The third line has three words that tell the reader more about the subject of the poem or show action. Many times these words are gerunds that end with -ing.
The fourth line has four words that show emotions about the subject of the poem and may be individual words or a phrase.
The fifth line is one word that is a synonym of the title or is very similar to it.

Example:

Cinquain
Thoughtful, emotional,
Representing, presenting, creating,
In just five lines,
Poetry.

I submit two poems that are similar yet opposite in nature for I could not decide which to present to your judgeliness.

Flames
Once furious, fierce
Flaring, flickering, fleeting
Now lie dormant
Heartache

For the more romantic audience, a prequel:

Flames

Fervent, frenzied

Beating, burning, blazing

The fires of passion roar

Love

Brocklandia wrote:

"Democracy should be more than two wolves and a sheep deciding on whats for dinner."

It's attributed to Benjamin Franklin
"-Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
Also, one anti creaky oil- for my Metal arm I'm not drinking it....