The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Pricane wrote:

We always priorize the brains of the operation

Congratulations. You've just made yourself the preferred hunting grounds for everyone in the Bar with "Zombie" in their names. It's open season on your citizens now, unless they're smart enough to move elsewhere.

Definitely toby wrote:

Ahhhhaaa you gonna die you didn't give Brocklandia third place. I got it..
Brocklandia I got third place this time. Don't hurt me. I'm nice....

I've been known to allow others to win Third Place. On weeks when I don't submit anything and don'tbeg to be awarded Third in spite of not submitting anything, Third can go to whoever. So congratulations!

Definitely toby wrote:

Everyone calls me cute! You gonna kill a cute thing? With cute eyes? I guess?

Well, I wasn't, but I am now. I'm the pretty one.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Congratulations Zany Zanes. You get to judge poetry.

*Sob!* Poor Zanes! Ze was so young! Ze doesn't deserve a fate worse than ... working here.

Brocklandia wrote:

Congratulations. You've just made yourself the preferred hunting grounds for everyone in the Bar with "Zombie" in their names. It's open season on your citizens now, unless they're smart enough to move elsewhere.

Who says we're not zombies?

Brocklandia wrote:

I've been known to allow others to win Third Place. On weeks when I don't submit anything and don'tbeg to be awarded Third in spite of not submitting anything, Third can go to whoever. So congratulations!

Well, I wasn't, but I am now. I'm the pretty one.

Ahhhhhhh!

Pricane wrote:

We always priorize the brains of the operation.

Salivates.

M𐌌mmm...
BʀRAᴀAᴀ¡ıiᶯɳɴиZzⱿɀ

Licks lips.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

Salivates.

M𐌌mmm...
BʀRAᴀAᴀ¡ıiᶯɳɴиZzⱿɀ

Licks lips

Oh sht..
Not here. Not today.

Goodbye, I'm going to go eat The Peanut Feast now on my break. Goodbye!

I'll err... not bother to err...
...put another can of 'Z⁰𐌌b¡Doɢ Cʜow™' out...

Notices how 'focussed' the Zombie Dog, Quantum instability, The zombie parrot, Zombie Penguins, Zombie ducks, the Zombie Goats, and the Zombie giraffe are upon Pricane all of a sudden...

Runs.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

I'll err... not bother to err...
...put another can of 'Z⁰𐌌b¡Doɢ Cʜow™' out...

Notices how 'focussed' the Zombie Dog, Quantum instability, The zombie parrot, Zombie Penguins, Zombie ducks, the Zombie Goats, and the Zombie giraffe are upon Pricane all of a sudden...

Zombie Dog you traitor! We're friends. I read you bedtime stories, and napped with you in your zombie flea bed with my zombe flea collar on! You know how much that hurts to wear! It zaps the -ahhhh- fleas!

I'm not becoming a zombie anytime soon.

Zombie Dog we're not friends anymore.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Takes a second to compose themself after this shocking horror surprise.

Thank you!

So it seems. Let's do cinquain's this time. Any subject.

Cinquain Form

To make a cinquain: There are five lines total.
The first line is one word which is the title of the poem.
The second line contains two words which are adjectives that describe the title.
The third line has three words that tell the reader more about the subject of the poem or show action. Many times these words are gerunds that end with -ing.
The fourth line has four words that show emotions about the subject of the poem and may be individual words or a phrase.
The fifth line is one word that is a synonym of the title or is very similar to it.

Example:

Cinquain
Thoughtful, emotional,
Representing, presenting, creating,
In just five lines,
Poetry.

Go eat Zany Zanes. Ze's showing everyone meter based on math and similar sounding words and almost similar sounding words.

Pricane wrote:

Zombie Dog you traitor! We're friends. I read you bedtime stories, and napped with you in your zombie flea bed with my zombe flea collar on! You know how much that hurts to wear! It zaps the -ahhhh- fleas!

I'm not becoming a zombie anytime soon.

Zombie Dog we're not friends anymore.

I'm sure they'll mourn the loss of your friendship while dining on your delicious brains.

Pricane wrote:

Zombie Dog you traitor! We're friends. I read you bedtime stories, and napped with you in your zombie flea bed with my zombe flea collar on! You know how much that hurts to wear! It zaps the -ahhhh- fleas!

I'm not becoming a zombie anytime soon.

Zombie Dog we're not friends anymore.
Go eat Zany Zanes. Ze's showing everyone meter.

*licks and bites you*

There. You’re a zombie now.

Zany Zanes wrote:

I'm sure they'll mourn the loss of your friendship while dining on your delicious brains.

You dumb dog Zombie Dog

*leaves*

Zombie ducks wrote:

*licks and bites you*

There. You’re a zombie now.

Now I'm a hell beast. Gonna go eat my citizens now

Shambles through the pipes and sewers to reclaim the dungeons and basement levels, hoping to find awaiting victims...

Regrbl wrote:

Made poll
page=poll/p=186157

You mean a nihilistic film? Or traditional old fashioned dystopian media that let's the regime win it all, to show how the corruption is so embedded that if you want to live, you have to accept it. Sometimes you have to die to accept it, too.

My head hurts. My heart hurts. Zombie Dog how could you do this? You don't get my bomb ass business tactics anymore.

I leave for 5 minutes and y'all devolve into eating each other. I brought some pizza, eat it. Not each other.

Brocklandia wrote:

*Sob!* Poor Zanes! Ze was so young! Ze doesn't deserve a fate worse than ... working here.

Hey think of it like this, it's less work for you.

Regrbl wrote:

*Words of a soul who forgot to read our rules*

Feel free to read our rules:

Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement.

No RMB recruitment and sub-par advertisements for polls.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Feel free to read our rules:

Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement.

No RMB recruitment and sub-par advertisements for polls.

I mean sub-par is relative. I could post a 10000 page essay advertising my poll and it could still be terrible.

Prusmia wrote:

I leave for 5 minutes and y'all devolve into eating each other. I brought some pizza, eat it. Not each other.

No, that's not how we do it here. We put people on the pizza.

Prusmia wrote:

I mean sub-par is relative. I could post a 10000 page essay advertising my poll and it could still be terrible.

And therefore would be suppressed. Your point?

Zany Zanes wrote:

And therefore would be suppressed. Your point?

My point is, there's not enough cowbell.

Pricane wrote:

No, that's not how we do it here. We put people on the pizza.

I'll put you on pizza.

cleans up my mess at my table cause i dont want to be rude

Being nice...